A message from Anonymous

"not even the shoulder" eh? lol prob the most innocent place of all to place the tip of your tongue hehe you could probably do it during a hug, and maybe not even get noticed! hmm i think this should be your challenge before we next meet! do you accept this challenge? or are you chicken McFly??

I’m chicken McFly. People are gross.

A message from Anonymous

nah, nobody new... it's your only fan :-P I'm glad you understand the Q, disappointed in your A. So you're saying that owing to the fact that you never drink, the scope of items that you would touch with your tongue is limited? limited, for example, to the shoulder of a good looking stranger? yet nowhere near licking the steps of the treasury building in Melbourne at 2am on a Tuesday morning?

You ask some strange Qs. But, yes the items I would touch is quite limited. Probably not even the shoulder of a stranger, good looking or not. You never know where people have been :\

A message from Anonymous

ok then, the topic is: "things i would touch with my tongue, and how drunk i would need to be" (NB: claims may require to be proven)

Pleb, is that you, or is this someone else for once? I wouldn’t touch much with my tongue that I wouldn’t normally, unless I was rather drunk or it was a bet with a decent incentive. But considering that I rarely drink, let alone get drunk you better have a good incentive.